joke
I've got these joke from e-mail of My Closed Friend from [TaI - OnE]1.
If you had sex for 365 times a year,
you could melt all the condoms and have enough rubber to make a tyre.
And you could call this tyre : a Fucking "GOODYEAR"
2.
Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
3.
Teacher : Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say"TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
4.
What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain??
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over.
But when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
5.
AGES OF WOMEN'S VITAL ORGAN... Va---GiNa :
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
6.
MUM : Didn't I tell you if stranger touches your breast say "DON'T".
And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him ..."DON'T STOP!!!!"
7.
GIRLS REACTION TO PEN---IS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS IT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
posted by TADEUS ARUFAN JASRIN @ 6:52 AM
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